Keep ur claws in la, sista~

I was reading a friend's gf's blog. Man.. She has some serious issues. She keeps referring my friend as her banker bf. Nothing wrong with that? Not when she's ALWAYS calling him her banker bf.. It's like as if she wants or needs EVERYONE to know that her bf is a banker.

WELL, HERE'S TO YOU!!! MY OTHER HALF IS ALSO A BANKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE IS MY PERSONAL "BANGER"!!!! Heh, take that you spoilt lil brat. What's with the banker thing? I mean... Is dating a banker suddenly an "in" thing now? I don't think so leh. And I happen to know lots and lots and lots of (guy) friends who are also bankers or accountants or whatever. Do you see me constantly referring to them by their positions? No right? I refer them by their names or their initials. Not, "today.. Mr Director (Giles) called me to tell me a stupid joke. blah blah blah.." Then Mr Banker from Stan Chart also called me to tell me that he's going for a sleazy massage at blah blah (names not given to protect many girl's bfs from visiting that place).. Mr Back Office Banker (Banger, haha) from Credit Suisse also msned me to tell me that his male dog ran away with another male stray and is feeling so upset he wishes to become gay himself."

Oh man oh man. Can you imagine how stupid this looks? These people are born with a name leh. Even if you don't wish to name them you could at least call them by their initials. I get it ok? I get it! You want everyone to know you have one hell of a successful BANKER for a bf who earns about $3.8K a month! WooPeeDeeDeeDoo!!!!!! *phew* That took quite a lot of energy from my extremely furious typing. Why am I so mad? Because I cannot believe some girls can be THIS shallow!!!! And what I cannot believe is.. This particular guy friend who is dating this air headed bimbo USED TO LIKE ME 10 YEARS AGO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WTF IS WRONG WITH HIM???

Siao liao.

You don't see me constantly referring to my other half as "banker of a bf", do you? In fact, I seldom mention him as well la~ Know why? Cause this blog is supposed to be about me, me and me!! And maybe the other people whom I choose to mention if I like!!! But no matter how it is, I don't refer to my friends or bf or whatever as their position! Imagine another scenario.

~~I'm out with Ms Laboratory today. Wahaha (imagine the typo error, Miss Lavatory! *keels on the floor laughing, nearly dying) We met Ms BJ (boob job! you dirty lil psycho!) She was together with Ms LJ (what are you thinking of huh?) and Ms CB. The 3 of them were doing some last minute GSS shopping. It was fantastic! Along the way, we saw Ms Receptionist and Ms Auditor sipping coffee at TCC. They were bitching about Mr Short LJ and Ms Big CB. Apparently, they were a match made in heaven. ~~

Now you see it right? Another thing. I've decided that pink is going to be my least favorite colour. Know why? I tell you why. Because it seems that most of the girls who seemingly LOVE pink and EVERYTHING that's pink tend to be such bimbos, I refuse to be associated with them. Sure, they can write well, even better than me.. But.. They are so freaking shallow with no brains, plus they only know how to obsess with HAIR and NAILS! and MY FUCKING LIL PONIES!!! NAH BEH!!! WHO PLAYS MY LIL PONIES AT THE AGE OF 21? I stopped playing that the moment I went into Pri 5.

I need a short break, I'm seriously pissed here and I don't know why. Don't understand why my friend chose her. It isn't like him to choose someone so bimbotic lor! UGH!!!

No wonder they say, beauty is in the eyes of the beholder. Worst! Love is blind.. Heh~

Gotta get ready then! Today is yoga day!





Make Love, lots of it. Not War.