Thursday, July 24, 2008

Rants..

I've been getting so many invites to dinners and drinks from my colleagues. Looks like I'm going to be such a busy girl! Thank God my social calendar is going to look a bit better from now on.

Work has been pretty relaxed today. Person Irritating didn't come and bother me much. Think I managed to get my point across. I'm feeling hungry again! The stall downstairs is closed and will remain closed for the next 1 or 2 weeks. Sigh, I'm gonna have to either A. Eat junk food B. Da pao food from home C. Starve to death.

From the looks of it, I'm going to clock frequent mac miles for the next two weeks. Giles says that eating burgers and pizzas and KFC is worst than drinking coffee and smoking (a lot). Pff, I don't think so. Honestly, how can smoking be better than eating? To me, not eating and smoking is the worst you can do to your body! At least I exercise despite eating such junk food!

I'm feeling super sleepy! Cat has finally smsed me! I was sooo worried for her! She recently dumped her lousy good-for-nothing boyfriend, Hurray! Her story goes like this, she met Sheyanne, Lion King and myself for KTV last week. She then got an sms from her friend who needed her to be at Lunar to settle some problems. After they finished settling their issues, they headed down to DFly. when she got there, she saw her bf with another girl hugging and behaving very intimately. She wanted to go over to give him a slap, but one of her friend used to have a crush on that arsehole and Cat didnt want her friend to know they were together, soooo she didn't do it. Sigh.. Complicated. So anyway, she smsed him and told him to have a good time hugging his new gf. She then decided to break up with him. Loser didnt reply until next morning and saying that he's really ill and wishes for Cat to go over and take care of him. Bloody mutha fucker. I wish he could just drop dead and die leh. Lucky for Cat, she didn't fall for the lousy act and go over (which most likely would result in him feeling ok all of a sudden and then fucking her senseless.) Good girl you. So yah.. See how most men are jerks? I don't see why men with such lousy standards would choose to cheat on his gf who is way better or way too good enough for them? Shouldn't they cherish their gfs even more so?

I really don't know what's going on in their lil brains. Anyway, am feeling really sleepy and in desperate need for sleep. So bye for now!

I'm cute and funny and I know it. No need to keep telling me that.

Wednesday, July 23, 2008

2nd rant...

Some things that really pisses me off..

1. I hate it when I offer chips (esp Calbee Hot & Spicy) to someone and he/she shamelessly eats most of it. I don't mind sharing. But please know that it's MY chips and I happen to enjoy eating em.

2. People who clamour for my attention. I hate it when people do that. Please wait for your turn. When I'm done talking to person A, I'll get right back to you. I must be bored senseless. I've managed to rant twice within a day.

3. I hate people who don't seem to understand the meaning of "clean after yourself before you leave the cubicle." I have stepped into my office's toilet COUNTLESS of times only to see red spots of BLOOD on the floor and on the toilet bowl. It irks me to know that these are the same people who are 'educated". WTH. I bet their education has taught them that they should be so high and mighty, cleaning after themselves is totally beneath them. To hell with these sluts.

4. I hate it when people asks me "How much do you charge then?" I once posted on my msn "Jen needs more money!!!" Honestly, it seems all innocent to me, until a fella came along and asked for my worth. *speechless* which part of the above sentence says I'm selling myself? It's not like I posted "Jen NEEDS TO SCREW to earn more money!!" Fcktard.

5. People who cannot stop whinging. Is this the correct spelling? I care not. Anyway, it just hit me that I'm also whinging, which makes me really whingy, and a MAJOR turn-off for guys.
Hehe.. so am gonna stop.

Let's talk about happier stuff. NATAS is round the corner! Like next week!! Weee!!!!!!!!! I cannot wait seriously. I think, I'm prolly going to go Taiwan or Japan or something. I wanna go somewhere where I can wear boots and that coat I'm sooo dying to wear. Gloves will be good as well, together with scarves and cute ear muffs!!! But it might too much of an overkill if I'm just going to Taiwan right.. Geez Jen! Get a grip! Anyway, if I'm going to somewhere cold, maybe I can persuade Sheyanne to wear her extremely high knee high boots! Then for once she'll be waaaay taller than me! I hate towering over her when I'm in heels. But it's a real different story when I'm in flats though. We're about the same.. So anyway, with this month's pay, I'm going to buy a really nice luggage from somewhere and start planning on what to wear!! Who says anything about being too kiasu? I'm just being really enthusiastic about the trip ok!!


Ohh!! Did I also mention? a colleague of mine invited me to her wedding! Although it's through email, I haven't RSVPed. Not too sure if my other kakis are going as well or not. Had to call up Giles to ask about the proper way to RSVP when you've received an email invitation. Wonder what gift I should get for her. Sheyanne's wedding is also going to be in September! Geez! Means I can go shopping for 2 dresses!! Weee!~ I wonder if my colleague allows me to wear black or not. SG people are mostly damn "pan tang". Black means bad luck! And I don't want to start offending anybody! Sheyanne strictly forbidded me to wear black, so am prolly going to either settle for cream, champagne gold, or maybe... I don't know. We'll see how it goes! Am going to be so broke buying new dresses and giving out ang pows. Thank God for credit cards!!!!












Some of my quite outdated pictures.. Hehe~ Just wanna put them up for fun.

















*Real slutty picture of myself and Mich. Really miss her!















*I honestly don't think I look good in any of these pictures, but who says all pictures have to look good always? No one is always perfect right? That's Mich, Me, Cat and Peiling.




That's me. Without PS ok!! Maybe I should learn how to, then I can make myself the next Dawn Yang or Xiaxue! Just don't ask me to show my true face lah!!!

I'm cute and funny and I know it. No need to keep telling me that.

Daily rants.

Someone says I have a weird personality. I draw people close to me, then when they get too close, I'll kick them away.

Wait a min. something wrong with this sentence? Note: "too close" ahem, Excuse me, why wouldn't you kick someone who's 'too close"? If you're bordering on my personal space, why don't I have any rights to, 1. Move away 2. Kick you away 3. tell you to fuck off

Now he says I'm a witch. Not making any sense here? Friend A says I suck guys energies. Woah.. I believe the one thing I suck for sure are not their energies.

Anyway, I brought a new bag to work. It's no longer the Prada one that I so love. It costs me $130 bucks for this bag from SEED. Love it coz it resemebles Ostrich skin. but we all know it is not. (i think) anyway, ZW says it looks like cactus. WTH. Men and their opinions.

Crazy bitch from another office keeps calling me and asking the dumbest questions. I have seriosuly zero tolerance for such people. I called her once and she was super rude to me can. Talking halfway and hanging up the phone on me. WTH.

Anyway, I'm superly hungry. And I will write again later when I have food in my stomach.

I'm cute and funny and I know it. No need to keep telling me that.